Evil is something we all want to avoid at all costs. There are many superstitions that tell us what to do to avoid difficult times as much as possible, whether it changes your path if a black cat crosses your path or stays away from the number 13. By the way, there is even a medical term for the fear of this figure – triskaidekaphobia.
But no matter how hard we try, of course, we all have bad luck from time to time. Meme and Chill, we’ve seen people who know that a bad day doesn’t mean a bad life.
“I thought I was being clever by picking the biggest sandwich in the case. It was just bread.”
“Never go to bed after you’ve applied pimple cream. Now I have an haute couture IKEA pillowcase.”
“I wore shorts to work last night because it was 75 degrees out, and this is what it looked like outside this morning after my shift.”
“Apparently, my scissors couldn’t handle this bottle.”
“Today, this is what happened to me when I got home after another 13-hour work day.”
“I mean, I didn’t want to eat it anyway.”
“Ordered a Gromit coffee mug online…”
“It’s 3 a.m. Everyone’s asleep and I’ve been trying to get out of my room for 30 minutes.”
“My cola exploded inside the freezer.”
“My husband just wanted some crackers and cheese.”
“My boss’s secretary quit this morning after delivering breakfast.”
“My mom was just finishing cleaning the kitchen and then spilled a bag of chia seeds on the ground.”
“I made coffee while I was still half-asleep.”
“I guess it’s time for a new pepper grinder.”
“I dropped a pot through my parents’ stove top while putting dishes away.”
“I was in a middle seat and paid extra to upgrade to a ‘window’ seat.”
“First night of vacation and we go to pull out the sofa bed for the kids. Suddenly, we hear a loud crunching sound.”
“I picked up the salt jar.”
“I got some watermelon to celebrate the hot weather, but Canadian winter came back.”
“I’ll just do my makeup in the car like a dumbo.”
“Guess who ran out of paint…”
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