Being a parent is one of those job titles that doesn’t get enough credit. It’s a job with no schedule, because you have to be awake 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It is also a task that comes without explanation and you learn to do it over time. Overall, it is an immersive experience that opens up new worlds for those who experience it.
“This is how I found my kids’ toothbrushes.”
Dad level: 8000.
“Tell me you have a 3-year-old without telling me you have a 3-year-old.”
“That smirking face! So proud of her work.”
“I let my daughter pick my costume for Halloween. 1) Long hair sucks. 2) Women’s clothes are not comfortable.”
“First thing he does…”
“My kid drew a mustache on the grandbaby. She looks like Snidely Whiplash.”
“This mom supports her son’s gaming.”
“The 4-year-old made this while I slept. ’I’m not hungry anymore.’”
“Not a single match…”
Go ahead, make yourself comfortable.
“Okay, I get it now. Having a girl is a little different.”
Model on the catwalk, mommy backstage
“When for the sake of your beloved daughter you will become anyone.”
“I bring home a dozen on weekends, wake up to an empty box. I’ve decided to stake a claim.”
