A famous saying goes, “Sometimes you are happy. Sometimes another poor person ends up with the short straw, but you have to shut up and move on. Like As sad as it sounds, that is a harsh reality that many people experience every day. And for most of these cases, they can be serious but are easier to deal with once the initial shock is over.
“I asked for it well done.’”

“I absolutely hate it when people do this.”

“My beard and my drill got into a fight at work. Beard: 0, Drill: 1”

“What could go wrong with wearing flip-flops to the airport?”

“Opened the door to my Bluebird nesting box to check on the growth of the baby birds and found this snake inside. All the birds were eaten.”

“A generous tip for someone working at a restaurant.”

“Mormon crickets at my local hospital.”

“The one time the toner burst at work while switching it out. You can see where I was at that exact moment.”

“So I think I have a rat problem… These guys fell out of the shorts I was about to put on.”

“The tire blew out on the way to work. Not a problem, I’ve got a spare. Nope. The spare gave out too.”

“This annoyed me slightly.”

“Sunburns? I fell asleep by the pool a few summers ago.”

“My sunburn a few years ago. If you look in the low-center area, you can see that I was actually burned THROUGH my sports bra.”

“I accidentally left my laptop bag on my car roof, and drove off with it still on top.”

“My coworker put straight printer ink in one of my gloves. This will take a week or 2 minimum to come off.”

