During the 365 days of each year, we all experience good days, bad days and bad days. When we have a bad day, it may be because of our circumstances or a specific event. It could be a bad meal you ordered at a restaurant or a car that has completely broken down. The truth is, you never know when something bad will happen.
“Fantastic, how’s your day going?”
“I thought these were eye drops. Turned out to be mint breath freshener.”
“My boyfriend’s roommate doesn’t wash his pan between uses.”
When you’re a pawfect door designer:
“It was supposed to be cream filled.”
“The delivery company left my package right in front of the garage door.”
“My dishwasher in my new apartment only opens this far before hitting the oven.”
“My oven exploded while I was trying to cook chicken…”
“Found this in my take-out from my favorite Chinese restaurant.”
“They put my donut in the bag, upside-down.”
“The donations to a man and his daughter (homeless) that he left because it wasn’t cash. There’s a $5 box of Girl Scout cookies there, too.”
“A squirrel set up its nut storage under the hood of my van.”
“What would you do if your pizza arrives like this?”
“My stress ball exploded.”
“Ordered a Caesar salad in a restaurant.”
“I was so tired this morning I brewed water.”
Operation: Steal the Fries was unsuccessful.
